Sardar raised his bat on scoring 35 runs

Sardar raised his bat on scoring 35 runs

Sachin asks him"It's not a 50 or 100".

Srdr says"ONLY a graduate can understand the importance of scoring 35.:-)

Lips r like friends

Lips r like friends.
If v say STUDY, READ, WRITE,
they never meet.
But if we say PARTY, PICNIC,
BUNK,Imediately they will meet...

Teacher:children whom U hate d most?

Teacher:children whom U hate d most?

UKG student: raja ram mohan roy

Teacher:O god!Y?

UKG boy:He stoppd d child marriges.

Crazy genaration..

"Difference between complete and finish"

"Difference between complete and finish"

People say there is No differeNce betweeN "complete N fiNish".

but there is.. When you marry the right one, you are "complete".... 

And when you marry the wroNg oNe, you are "fiNished". 

And when the right oNe catches you with the wroNg oNe, 

you are ... "completely fiNished".

Husband wife watching an IPL match together:

Husband wife watching an IPL match together:
After 5 minutes:
Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.
Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.
Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It's Bangalore vs Mumbai.
Wife: How many runs they need to win now?
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.
Wife: Eh! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.
Husband: *Turns off the TV*
Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"
Husband: Who is girl here ?
Wife: Don't disturb me please .

prapancha vannu halu madida ibbaru 'KING' galu yaru?

Joke:

History Teacher: 

prapancha vannu 

halu madida ibbaru 

'KING' galu yaru?

Gunda: 

smo'KING' & drin'KING'

Philosophy of girls..

Philosophy of girls..

Flirt with Attractive boys,

Frndshp with Smart boys,

Love with Sincere boys,

Marriage with??

"Jaisa aapko thik lage Mummy,dady"!:-

Bst defntion of a frnd :

Bst defntion of a frnd :
A person who gvs the
experience of mental
hospital in ur normal lyf..:):)
 good night...:)

If sum1 closes their doors at u,

If sum1 closes their doors at u,

den dnt feel insulted.

make dem realise-

darwaza andar se hi 

nahi, bahar se bhi lock 

kiya ja sakta hai! :

a rabbit ruNs, jumps and lives oNly for 15 yrs!

a rabbit ruNs, jumps and
 lives oNly for 15 yrs!

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a turtle does'Nt ruN, 

does NothiN, yet lives for 300 yrs!

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moral:

"exercise is hell"...

"sleep well.!!" ;-)

how do u seNd a rose to the mooN..??

read at ur owN risk

how do u seNd a rose to the mooN..??

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just say..

gulab-ja-mooN :-D

happy Nyt :-)

A girl was attempting suicide by hanging,

A girl was attempting
suicide by hanging,
gunda saw it through window. . . .

guess what he said??

Kevala nethadodrinda 

hight agolla, mummyge 

helu complan kodoke. . . .:-) 

Gud night friends;-). . .

What to do if you forget everything in the exam hall??

What to do if you

forget everything in

the exam hall??

leave the page blank

and at the bottom draw

flowers and write....

"In memory of my

memory, which recently

passed away!"

Killing English

Killing English

PT SIR:

" you 3 of you, stand 

together separately."

GEO TEACHER:

"Wil you hang that map

or else i will hang myself"

PRINCIPAL:

"tomorrow call your parents,

expecialy Mother and Father."

English Teacher:

"Y are you looking at 

the monkeys outside

When i'm in the class."

Now a days people are behaving like a bluetooth..

Now a days people are
behaving like a
bluetooth...If you
stay close, they
stay connected and if
you go away they
find new devices..
Sad but technically
true.

A one line advertisement by a Married man in

A one line advertisement
by a Married man in
a newspaper:
"For sale:
Wedding suit, worn only
once, by mistake."

The 2 most dangerous wepons in the world

The 2 most dangerous
wepons in the world
other than nuclear bomb is
1.A girl's smile.
2.A girl's tears
both can make man
do anything.

Ultimate adult comedy:

Ultimate adult comedy:




If the world doesn't
end on dec 21st,
then many babies
take birth on 21st
sept, 2013...

kal ka kaam aaj mat karo, usko kal tak rakho..

Golden words:

"kal ka kaam aaj
mat karo,
usko kal tak rakho..
.
..kya pata
..
....
...
us kaam ko..
karne ki jarurat hi
na pade!"


.........
wiliam kaamchor....

What's the difference between pongal and idly?

What's the difference
between pongal and
idly?




think...




think.....




Endadru yochne
maado !!!!



You will get a holiday
for pongal but not
for idly:-)